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Some people in our apartment complex were moving out today. They decided that it would a good idea to use the balcony to bring the sofa to the first floor instead of the stairs. So there were two people on the second floor and two people on the first floor. The people at the second floor let go of the sofa and the people on the first floor didn't realize. The sofa came tumbling down and smushed one of them.

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Jun 20, 2011 07:37 PM - Miscellaneous - by Mike (man)

 

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The weekend before the Super Bowl, our school was abuzz with excitement. Everyone was chattering about their favorite teams, while one girl looked very confused. I walked up to her and asked her if she was Saints or Colts. She easily replied, "Neither... I am Christian." :) I guess she still had yet to learn about the upcoming SuperBowl.

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Jun 16, 2011 03:11 PM - Sports - by PA (woman)

 

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The other day I was checking over my little cousin's english homework. He had to write the plural versions of many words, for example the plural version of "tree" is "trees". For "potato" he put "french fries". I didn't have the heart to change it.

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Jun 14, 2011 11:23 PM - Kids - by asim (man)

 

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So today at work I was asked to put away a stack of papers and manilla folders in the file room. I would say that I received roughly around 50 paper cuts. Unfortunately, I didn't realize this until after I had applied a crap load of hand sanitizer....my boss heard me curse pretty loudly for the first time. Guess it's pretty funny now that I look back on it.

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Jun 14, 2011 12:58 AM - Work - by Idon'tknow (man)

 

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I was having a meeting with 10 people on phone and meeting was going on from the last 5 hours. Suddenly, we heard somebody peeing and then flushing. Everybody stopped talking and one person told that phone should have been muted. Everybody laughed!

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Dec 26, 2011 09:41 PM - Work - by Sam (man)

 

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I went to see my doctor today. He ordered a CT scan of my belly. The receptionist, who was obviously sunburnt all over her face, was asking about me questions: "Are you allergic to penicillin?" I said "no." She asked, "Are you allergic to iodine?" I said "no." I got tired of her questions, so I asked her one: "Are you allergic to suntan lotion?" The whole office burst out laughing. You should have seen the look on her face!!

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Jun 14, 2011 10:44 PM - Work - by Jai (man)

 

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Yesterday my boss was telling me to open the door for a customer...but instead he ran to open the door when he saw I didn't catch on to what he asked.
He ran to it and hit the customer in the face. The person was pissed. ahahahahah.

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Jun 20, 2011 10:24 AM - Work - by coocoo (man)

 

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Lady 1: Do you think it is okay to have children after 40?
Lady 2: Of course not! 40 children are more than enough!

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Jun 19, 2011 04:42 PM - Kids - by agrawal123 (woman)

 

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One Xmas I went to Home Depot with my husband's Christmas list in hand. His note said "leather toolbelt in floor display - front of home depot". I walked all over the front and couldn't find it. A worker saw me and asked if he could help, I showed him the note, he looked at it for a little bit, then he turned to me and said, "Are you married to that little man?" I replied, "Yes I am!" He said, "I know that handwriting..." My husband goes there so often, the employees know him!

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Jun 16, 2011 11:42 AM - Miscellaneous - by eck (woman)

 

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* eating at restaurant. Cust: * speaking to waiter. Did you forget about us. Waiter: I sent someone to check on you. Cust: No one came. Waiter speaking to other waiter: Did you check on them? Other waiter: I looked at them! :O

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Jun 10, 2011 10:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by MA (man)

 

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