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FUN IDEA OF THE DAY:
Don't have kids?? Hire a babysitter anyway... say your child is asleep upstairs and is not to be woken up. On your return, ask where your child is...

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Jun 22, 2011 10:52 PM - Kids - by Edgar (man)

 

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Enough said. : )

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Jun 23, 2011 12:38 AM - School - by DiscoSpider (man)

 

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Back in high school, there was a fake talent show for the incoming freshman where people would walk down the aisle in different "fashions" (sagging, inappropriate lengths of skirts, etc.) to show what NOT to wear. This gangster sagging asian kid walks down the aisle, turns around, and walks back but just before he's about to leave...the host of the show stops him and says "Those aren't tight enough!" She attempts to pull his pants and they fall. The whole audience groans at maximum exposure.

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Jun 23, 2011 12:52 AM - School - by DiscoSpider (man)

 

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Today, I asked Lebron James for a dollar, but he only gave me 3 quarters. When I asked why, he told me he didn't have a fourth quarter

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Jun 16, 2011 08:22 PM - Sports - by Tim (man)

 

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My teacher was giving us a lecture on the Great Depression today. A student in the class decided to sharpen his pencil when the professor was in a heated discussion about President Hoover's flaws. The professor told the student, "Trying to lighten up the mood, sir?"

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Jun 20, 2011 07:34 PM - School - by Brown (man)

 

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Today, I saw an empty cigarette package in the trash at the School of Public Health. Oh the irony.

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Jun 16, 2011 11:22 PM - Work - by asim (man)

 

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Today, I almost burned down the house while baking cookies. That's the last time I'm going to be distracted by Facebook instead of watching the oven, lol.

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Jun 16, 2011 11:31 PM - Miscellaneous - by misa (man)

 

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* eating at restaurant. Cust: * speaking to waiter. Did you forget about us. Waiter: I sent someone to check on you. Cust: No one came. Waiter speaking to other waiter: Did you check on them? Other waiter: I looked at them! :O

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Jun 10, 2011 10:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by MA (man)

 

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I was sitting in class one day and asked to get something off my friend's usb. She logged onto the computer and pulled it up. Totally flabbergasted, I asked her where the USB was, and she gave me the oddest look. "Right there," she said, pointing to the computer. I looked again but didn't see anything. "Right there," she insisted, "it's invisible." I was skeptical at first and ran my finger over where the USB should have been. She began laughing and I realized I had just been punked.

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Jun 14, 2011 11:20 PM - School - by AshFen (woman)

 

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So today at work I was asked to put away a stack of papers and manilla folders in the file room. I would say that I received roughly around 50 paper cuts. Unfortunately, I didn't realize this until after I had applied a crap load of hand sanitizer....my boss heard me curse pretty loudly for the first time. Guess it's pretty funny now that I look back on it.

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Jun 14, 2011 12:58 AM - Work - by Idon'tknow (man)

 

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